Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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