I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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