awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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