he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
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I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
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Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
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