So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
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mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
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2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
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