If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
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If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
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PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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