but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
How's work?
Spinning.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
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