Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Are we still banned from the library?
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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