'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
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