Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
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I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
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When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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