Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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