whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
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We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
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So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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