why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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