It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
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No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
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