and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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