I can tuck mytits in my pants
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
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Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
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He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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