Christians are straight up FREAKS
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
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I don't remember. Are we still dating?
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
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We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
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