apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Randomize
