glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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