i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
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yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
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how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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