she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
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I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
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Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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