I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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