At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
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Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
don't judge my taste in strippers
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
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I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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