How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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