Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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