Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
its not stalking. its research.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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