I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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