They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
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