The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You can't motorboat a personality
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
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I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
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he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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