Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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