Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
id be glad to
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
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I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
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Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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