I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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