ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
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well most of my day revolves around power hour
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
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I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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