too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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