this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
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You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
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drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday