Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
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Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
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I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.