How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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