This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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