Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
it was like having sex with a tree stump
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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