It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
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I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
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My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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