Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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