Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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