yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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