They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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