that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
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he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
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All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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