yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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