they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
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He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
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I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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