I wannas sexs uuuuu
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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