we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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