your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
The adults are the big ones right?
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