oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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