Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Randomize
