I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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