How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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