I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
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These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
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Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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