plz talk dirty to me
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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