I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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