I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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